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Subject:   A Night on the Town
Name:   b
Date Posted:   Jun 25, 08 - 12:26 AM
Message:   "Why NOT go to MiMi's just voted New Orleans number one bar in Gambit New Orleans number one free newspaper with color ads....so...I bicycled down to the ninth ward..dropped in to the Flora Dora Cafe across the street from MiMi's and Big Daddy's...they have a new piano at the Flora Dora...hmmm...might have to talk to Ali the Iranian owner...hmmm..don;t see that sign in the window....study Islam..classes each Saturday yada....now across the street to MiMi's...the famous "upstairs"..hmmm looks a littke stodgy..yup...hmmm...there's the singer..dressed in black...I'll..hmm...all these girls are goddesses..the waitress more a down pillow belly than foam..not real-l-l-l tight like Tony Lyttle would demand of his exercise gals...but they're young..I'll have Tapas Croquettas..goat cheese..caramelized onion ..drizzled with hopeless honey.glass of red wine..hmm..portion js too small...three tapas...I ask one tall blond "Are you the singer?" .."Yes.." "Do you have a band?" "No" she answe4rs being smart..."I sing karaoke.." ..she's ridiculing me..."Don't you see that bass and guitar in the corner..do you think they're there just for aesthetics?" "well..I thought maybe the purity of your voice..." I didn't want to lash out prematurely with "goddammit bee-itch I'm in Anti Gravity and mourning Carlin and famous and who in the *****'re U...david bowie has...oh never mind..I'm too old and wizened..she'll find out..."What's your name?" "lonzee..." "Hi, I'M Biff...Biff Rose..." She does a "take"...."Somebody asked me the other day if I knew.... and I said..I sure like that name "BIFF"..."...bicycle back to Lee Circle...lay in the bed...midnite.;.phone rings..it's Mike Fulton Sarah Sarah's brother in Osaka..it's 2 p.m. the next day there..."Oh Biff yeah..I know Linzee Zaorski,, the singer_..then he launches into Ain't misbehavin; imitating her thirties imitation style....three notes higher and she's betty boop...been done.."Yeah/.whatta drag...I didn't say anything..I mean really..plus only three goat cheese tapas with caramelized onions and drizzles of hopeless honey...six fifty.." "Hey Biff ya know they've got beer machines right here on the street..really..you drop in a coin and get a beer..." "Mike you've awakened me...I'm going to the Saint..." "Oh I wish I was in New Orleans..I really have culture shock.." "Yeah it's really beautiful Mike..the crepe myrtles are busting..the pinks and whites and lavenders and..." Bicycle down to the Saint bar...oh Christ everybody's got a tattoo and is bald and has piercings ..I shoulda brought my face paint kit and rubber bathing cap from the fifties and paper clip with a piece of duct tape...hmmmm I wish they had beer machines....." leave..."Prof. Levy approaches...he's wearing his Santa Fe Yarmelke..lives across the street from the Saint Bar....on his way to the Half Moon a block away..voted number forty seven best bar in N.O...shoulda been number two or twenty...Vaughn's was nineteen...Pat O'Brien's thirty cuz it has to be...."Prof. Levy...you said you only wear black yarmelkas...." "yeah but it's summertime..."
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