PREPARE TO REPEL BOARDERS ALL YOU NORMAL PEOPLE - THERE'S ANOTHER BL**DY siggie ON THE WAY.

Your old mate,

WHERE'S HE GONE???

I gave directions to Eddie Lynch from the guest book to here and he went missing, as in, absent from parade.
I guess I should have drawn him a map after all he was a siggie and we all know that they fall into a state of totally confused panic if they stray out of their own back gardens.
If any of his siggie mates want to claim him he's wandering around the guest book looking lost.

And they call me confused!

Your old mate,