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Well I never

Last sunday afternoon & night I spent with Mike 'Taff the siggie' Roberts at is place in Formby just north of Liverpool (not in the same bed I might add). In the morning to my great amazement my car was still in comletely intact.
During a few libations at his 'gentlemans club' it was revealed that part of his duties was to be a'lavatory attendant' & I don't mean the barrack block weekly clean. I never found out if he was issued with a brush or whether that came with promotion as I was laughing so hard into my beer.
No wonder you siggies go w**k w**k all the time.
How many more of you did this lowly, smelly, foul, job?

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No, we left that to SASF w****ers!

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We gave him the 'bog roll and brush' award for not buying you a beer at your gozome party.

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Actually it was the WC and chain, and it was you who never bought the beer.

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Oh yes I did, cos I got 3d back from half a crown

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One of the remembered names from Gan,ie. regards toilet cleaning was the VC10 loo emptier Racasan Warburton!!I wonder where he ended up?..Larry

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Furthermore I told Mike on my return that it was a very befitting job for him as he speaks absolute crap!!!!!!
His weather forecasting ability is lower than zero because he asured me I would drive through only a small shower when infact I drove through monsoon type rain half way to Brum. That really was a siggie, siggie, siggie, ***** ***** *****
I expect if you people did not get a beer when I was buying you must have been in the bowels of the building doing the 'lavatory attendant' job working your way up from the bottom.

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We heard Setch, that you actually wanted to be a siggie, but due to the waiting list you jumped ship and opted for sasf instead - and what a bunch of boring old farts they all became - don't worry, there are some siggies that will welcome you back with open arms (except Jerry open legs)

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Heaven forbid. I enjoy typing with 2 fingers the manly way.
Funny you should mention jumping ship Ron 'cos that is where Mike did this lavatory (such o foul word) duty. This occured in the days of the troop ships, 'cos he is old you know, & he was assigned as 'B' deck Latrine Orderly for the 4 day cruise from U.K. to Gib. He was a very busy man on ths cruise as he had to do guard duties as well. I wonder who is going to steal things from a ship at sea apart from pirates of which there are none in that region. Oh the wisdom of British management. Well I never!!!!!!!