This is a short little ditty that will ring the warning bell on all those out there who threaten the OK RITA Corral!!!

Get away little doggies!!!!

The Troller:

On a closing entime journey,
On a cruise ship bound for glory,
We Ritans met up with a troll gang that were trying to drown the crew;

So we took turns looking after each other,
By the deck pool and the stern railing,
Until boredom and delay overtook us, and we began to dream;
The trollers said, people we came here to make a career out of upsetting members,
And hoping that you fools would tag along and watch your ship go down;

So the mods handed these trolls a warning not to stir up any trouble,
And by the time we reach the tribulation we'll be gone and you trolls will be on your own;

We can see by the hourglass, that you troll gang are on borrowed time;
you better get your REARS in gear or you will be left-BEHINDS!!!

This poem probably isn't in sinc with the real The Gambler song-but it still packs a punch!!!

Hmmmm! I thought trolling was when you fished with a small moter that went really slooooooow LOL!

Email: farrier_sam@yahoo.com

Gail thats funny!!! Did you really think trolling was just in a boat on the lake using a troller motor??

If you did then you are this weeks contestant winner!!
Jonny Wiseman, tell Gail what she has just won!!!

Yes Arty MacFlarty, You Gail have just one an all expense paid trip to the rapture islands of your choise!!

You will be able to spend eternity basking in the light of the Son of God and will never be having a care of this world to worry about!!!!

Hows that for you Gail??!!!!

LOL! Sounds Great and just noticed I spelled motor wrong LOL!
Yep , I'm a little slow on the uptake sometimes scott LOL!... I now know what trolling really means...

Email: farrier_sam@yahoo.com

Gail are you taking notice of a mispelled word??

Have you read any of my messages? Almost every paragraph I type out has a dozen or so errors in them!!!

I'm Captain Mistake(n) Man!!! I make more mistakes then anybody can!! I can't help it--because I am what I am!!!

LOL!

Email: farrier_sam@yahoo.com

I thought a troller was someone who cruised bars at closing time. Tee Hee Hee

Tender Reed

I see, Scott, you took me up on that challenge. lol We do need our sense of humor to face challenges we face. Keep it up Scott. We need your humor and now your new lyrics.

Pack that punch. Gotta know when to fold 'em, trolls. Scott's hunting song. He's an official "Troll Buster" now.

Better scoot before he shoots--with the chorus, that is.

You've got to know how to trick them
Know where to kick them
Shine the Light of Truth down
Then watch them run
You'll never count all your blessings
Nobody has been able
There'll be time enough for counting
When The Lord has come

Email: jensen5200@comcast.net

Here's mine:



You gotta know when to speak up
Know when to shut up
Know when to turn your cheek
Know when to stand

You'll never pay back our dear Lord
For what we owe Him
So serve Him gladly
Till the day He comes

Lisa
COOL!!!!

Email: jenen5200@comcast.net

Thanks, Patrick!!I liked yours, too, Father Horsefeathers!

WoW Patick and Lisa I just got up and around today and I came to the Library and see that this troller ditty has some great extra lyrics added to the original troller song!!

You both have made the RITA bandleaders and the Halleluhah choir in heaven proud to be sponsors of this here humble but stoutworthy website!!!!

I can die now because we have overcome every adversity of the devil!!

Well, lets just say we are well on our way to overcoming every diversity!!! We may loose a battle or two; but we have won the war in the end!!!

Victory Chanter thanks for the title but I am so weak as a leader or a buster that the sheriff button gets returned to Matt Dillon after Festus has his turn as Marshall!!!!

I make a better follower!!! That way the pressures off if I mess up---and I will mess up--there is no doubt about that!!!

Tender Reed you silly reed wacker-you!!!! Hee! Hee!! You got it right there!!! I think you also call these folk who go from bar to bar--they's Barfly's!!!!

I had a SHOEFly coming around me the other day!!!

I got to singin'--ShoeFly don't bother me,
ShoeFly don't bother me;
ShoeFly don't bother me , cause Scarby just done Ticked off a Flea!!!

For fun. Any takers? We need some new verses to add to the past . The news is getting too serious. Time for some R and R.