THE DIFFERENCE IF YOU MARRY A TEXAS GIRL

The first man married a woman from OHIO. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from MICHIGAN . He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table

The third man married a girl from TEXAS . He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything either. But by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.

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LOL, LOL, LOL!!! Again, LOL, LOL, LOL!!!

Diane C

LOL, LOL, LOL!!! Again, LOL, LOL, LOL!!!

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I agree, you had to post that! I can't wait till Texas Sue is back on to see if she gets a kick out of it!

Armageddon, you are so funny! But right!
You know our slogan, "Don't Mess With Texas" or Texas women!

That was great...

Funny!!!

When I was reading this and got to the texas part and read he ORDERED her..I stopped and got an attitude and said to myself ORDERED!!! but the texas girl did the right thing :)

I was waitin' to see what Texas Sue and Joyful Susan would say about this! I KNEW that word "ordered" was gonna stir up something - it sure did in me!