Hey you members there at that fly by night spider webby place called RITA!!!

You all think you are something with your clingy-touchy feely antennas!

The queen bee has really trained you well!!!! you all are nothing but a bunch of honey-(Mountain Dew)drippers sipping on nectar from all the wild flowers out there in that webber netty or nutty place!!!

You just let in a couple of my distant cousins them there wasp-pecesses!

They got a few good stingers and zingers in on your bee drones and bee hive workers!!!

What stings like a bee, and jumps like a grasshopper, and climbs a tree like a squrriel? I don't know! But it sure ain't a camel monkey with a herpes complex !!!!

You bumblebees are just a bunch of lard sucking larvee with a skin condition called hives!!!

Why don't you all grow up and grow a stinger on your but* end!!!

Ouch! That stings!!!!

You all don't know the difference between corn whiskers lotion and pure hive honey!!!!

Wait a minute! What are all of you attempting to do!!

Why are there so many of you gathering around me in your weakest moment!!!

Remember you all are spineless and are stinger impotent!

Oh Boy here comes the killer Queen Bee after me!!!

I think she smells a stinker in the colony!!!!

It's been nice talking to you nice and harmless bumblebees!!!

I think I have a ride on this butterfly who is coming right this way!!!

Somebody Help Me!!! They are showering me in a rain of sweet nectar!!!

I'm drowning! I'm drowning! and I can't suck up!!!!

Texas Sue I love you!! That is so funny!!!!

Unless that bee has a plastic fantastic addiction!!!!

Finky, here is another "zinger" for you buddy,



I couldn't pass this one up either - hope you are sticking with Mountain Dew for sustenance instead of this guy's choice:

Funny Sue!!! I did not see these earlier... I love the one about laying eggs....

Joyful, did you notice she had on an old robe and fuzzy slippers??

As funny as these cartoons are they don't come close to the zany, zingy comedy of the Scott man. He is the Razz-ma-tazz zone on the RITA forum.

Texas Sue you are just so nice and wonderful to the egg man!!!

That must be why you are so blessed with endless artifacts to share with your playmates!!!

Keep bringin' em!!!

Thank you Scott, you are pretty nice yourself! A little warped but N-I-C-E! :0

Texas Sue I love those little bunny guys!!!

They are twisted but not enough be be considered a pretzel! You're a sweety yourself!!!!

Don't worry! I'm not flirting with ya!!!!

I have no time for that!!!

Not to worry! We are just good buddies. Here is a great song "FRIENDSHIP", sung in a raspy tone by Al Jolson & Ethel Merman (whom I love but she had a voice like sandpaper). This is dedicated to all the wonderful RITA friends on this forum. We may joust about a bit but we are eternally forever friends.

I heard more snow is coming through tonight and tomorrow. Here is a very entertaining dance routine by Cagney & Hope to watch in case you can't get to the library tomorrow. Fun for anyone at home who may get snowed in again.