Yes you heard me!!! Pentacost field goal posts!!!

It seems that Scarby would like to kick a field goal right between the Pentacost field goal posts which are bookending the church age!!!

I think it is a divine design of an idea!!!

The church began on the Pentacost Feast it would be just dandy to have it completed right near the time of the sealing of the 144,000 jewish evangelists or around the days between Ascention Day or the ten days leading up to Pentacost!!!

The first Pentacost was the left sided field goal back in 32 or 33A.D.!

Then you had the gap there where the church age filled in those missing 2,000 + years!!!

Now it is time to reach the right handed field goal!!!

Then Scarby can make his final play and kick that Rapture football right between those field posts for a final field goal!!!!

Departure time is at hand!!!!

isnt there a song, something like Drop Kick Me Jesus Thru The Goalposts of Life? haha

KG2! Now that was FUNNY!!!!! You are a natural comic my friend!!!

Now wash those bleechers down with Bleech!!!

Scott,

I'm honored that you titled this post with my name in it. Those Pentecost field goal posts are very wide aren't they? We will soon see if this Pentecost is the right field goal post.

Kevin

Email: hogwoodk@gmail.com

Khog they are as wide as wide can be wide without being overtly wide; but just wide enough to widely receive the Rapture football that Scarby is trying to guess kick between the two Pentacost field goal posts!!!

Just for YOU - KG2 (notice that this rhymes?)



Whatever it takes to get us there, right?

Song from Bobby Bare Greatest Hits, Bareworks Inc.
Words and music by Paul Craft.
CD, BWCD-040292

Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life
End over end neither left nor to right
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.

Make me, oh make me, Lord more than I am
Make me a piece in your master game plan
Free from the earthly tempestion below
I’ve got the will, Lord if you’ve got the toe.

Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life
End over end neither left nor to right
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.

Take all the brothers who’ve gone on before
And all of the sisters who’ve knocked on your door
All the departed dear loved ones of mine
Stick’em up front in the offensive line.

Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life
End over end neither left nor to right
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.

Yeah, Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life
End over end neither left nor to right
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.

Now you have me on a silly song track. Let's hope we don't need this kind of help on the road to heaven:

Give Me 40 acres and I'll turn this rig around



Give Me 40 Acres

He was headin' into Boston in a big long diesel truck
It was his first trip to Boston he was having lots of luck
He was going the wrong direction down a one way street in town
And this is what he said when the police chased him down,

Give me 40 acres and I'll turn this rig around,
Give me 40 acres, it's the easiest way that i've found,
Some guys can turn it on a dime or turn it right downtown,
But i need 40 acres to turn this rig around.

When he finally found where to unload he had a dreadful shock
His trailer pointed toward the road and his cab right to the dock
And as he looked around him through tears he made this sound,
Oh give me 40 acres and I'll turn this rig around,

When he finally got unloaded he was glad to leave the town
He was very, very happy going back to alabam, (to be Alabama bound)
When up ahead he saw a sign said you are northward bound
He said give me 40 acres and I'll turn this rig around,

He was driving down the right lane when ahead he saw a sign
And he had to made a left turn but he could not get in line
And the tears were streaming down his cheeks and they all heard him yell
Give me 40 sticks of dynamite and I'll blow this rig to____

Texas Sue those songs really made me smile! I needed that today!!

The words "I've got the will, if you've got the toe"

I can see Jesus kicking someone right through the righteous uprights in life!!!

Where did that guy come up with those kind of lyrics!!!

Scott, these are two of the funniest songs I've ever heard but true!!!!!! Everytime I am in a tough situation I remember this silly country song and I will usually say, "Give me 40 acres and we'll turn this rig around". The drop kick lyrics are pretty good too. At this point if Jesus wants to drop kick me through the goal posts to heaven I am willing to ride that way. Just get me there plleeaaaaaaaaaasssssssee

Texas Sue If I have to enter glory on my hands and knees on broken glass kickin' and screamin'!! I'm going through with it!!!