Jesus christ.... You need to get out more u say u like to **** well i think the lack of
**** you have been getting lately has messed with your head.

Obviousaly your to scared to get on a proper bike not like the one u had back in "your day", tell ya what ill lend u a lid one day and u can have ur own "speed ******* whatever one of them is as ive never seen a rider on the lanes with his hands down his pants a saw a guy on a push bike tho,, perhaps that was u....